Brain Tilt

Celebrity Apprentice

beezer — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:18:55 +0000

Awesome. The Celebrity Appentice cast was announced today.

I can’t believe that this show has sunk so far that they are having to resort to a special “celebrity” edition for this season.

How the hell is Omarosa a celebrity? All she did was get booted off The Apprentice. How does that make her famous?

Earl Paulk

beezer — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:14:44 +0000

Earl Paulk is the pastor of Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church and for 34 years has hidden the fact that he slpet with his brother’s wife and fathered a child with her. He hid the fact for 34 years, claiming his brother’s son was his nephew.

Wow. That’s carzy. Even more crazy is that this is not his first sex scandal. He apparently manipulated a church employee intoan affari with him, claiming it was her only path to salvation.

It’s takes balls to tell someone that sex with you is the only path to salvation. You better be a damn good lay if that line is going to work.

Also, you would need to try it on someone really stupid.

Most Dangerous Cities

beezer — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 03:29:24 +0000

The 14th annual “City Crime Rankings: Crime in Metropolitan America” was released today and Detroit tops the list of most dangerous cities. It’s foolowed by St. Louis, MO; Flint, MI; Oakland, CA; Camden, N.J.; Birmingham, AL; North Charleston, S.C.; Memphis, TN; Richmond, CA; and Cleveland, OH.

Although, it should be noted, that after Alabama’s loss to the University of Louisiana-Monroe on Saturday, Birmingham briefly jumped up to number 2.

Raleigh Christmas Parade

beezer — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 16:22:20 +0000

The city of Raleigh is hosting it’s Christmas Parade. Today. Saturday, November 17th.

WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO THANKSGIVING YET AND YOU ARE ALREADY HOSTING A CHRISTMAS PARADE?

What the hell? When did it become acceptable to put up Christmas decorations and host a Christmas parade the week before Thanksgiving? I hate it that everyone races to put out Christams decorations as early as possible. Why can’t we enjoy Thanksgiving and THEN decorate fro Christmas?

Pretty soon we’ll be throwing up Christmas decorations before Labor Day.

Houston Nutt getting the axe

beezer — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:27:26 +0000

Any one who has followed the soap opera that is Arkansas football should not be surprised by this. I bet he wishes he had taken Nebraska’s offer a few years ago. He likely would have avoided a lot of these head-aches.

My vote to replace him is Tommy Tuberville. He wants out of Auburn and this would give him the distinct honor of having coached at 50% of the teams in the SEC West.

Ripon High School Cheerleaders Suspended

beezer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:04:13 +0000

Severl cheerleaders at Ripon High School in Ripon were suspended after lifting their skirts and showing their bloomers as part of a Britney Spears routine (video here). They were urged by their parents to create a fun ending to a miserable season.

The parents should be careful what they encourage. It starts with lifitng their skirts as cheerleaders and ends when they get kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane and pose for Playboy.

Kyla Ebbert to pose in Playboy

beezer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:52:51 +0000

Kyla Ebbert, the young girl who was booted off a Soutwest Airlines flight for dressing provacatively, is using the incident to lauch a full fledge assault on her 15 minutes of fame. She’ll be posing for Playboy, including some with the caption “Legs in the Air”. Hugh Hefner is very classy.

Here’s what she was wearing.

I’ve seen worse on teenage girls in the mall. Not sure what Southwests fuss is about.

McPhee and Cokas

beezer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 22:38:11 +0000

Sorry fellas, but another hottie is off the market.

Katherine McPhee is rumored to be engaged to her boyfriend, Nick Cokas. If she had won American Idol, she’d be marrying someone you’ve actually heard of and not some creepy 42 year old dude.

Barry Bonds Indicted

beezer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:25:53 +0000

Was anyone really surprised by this?

Kelli Croyle

beezer — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:32:29 +0000

Brodies Croyle is offically the starting QB for the Kansas City Chiefs.

In other news, his wife, Kelli Croyle, is hot.