Brain Tilt

Any one who has followed the soap opera that is Arkansas football should not be surprised by this.  I bet he wishes he had taken Nebraska’s offer a few years ago.  He likely would have avoided a lot of these head-aches.

My vote to replace him is Tommy Tuberville.  He wants out of Auburn and this would give him the distinct honor of having coached at 50% of the teams in the SEC West.

Was anyone really surprised by this?

Brodies Croyle is offically the starting QB for the Kansas City Chiefs.

In other news, his wife, Kelli Croyle, is hot.

Marbury has lef the Knicks in Phoenix today and returned home to New York. It appears that he will no longer be a member of the Knicks.

I think this makes Isaiah Thomas’ destruction of one of the most recognizeable/marketable franchises complete. He’s forced the one good and recognizeable players that they have and foced him out. Way to go Isaiah.

Good news for Knick fans, things will get better in a few years when LeBron leaves Cleveland for New York.

Phillip Wellman has given us the greatest “manager goes crazy over a bad call and throws a tantrum” moment of all time.  My favorite part is where he pretends the rosin bag is a hand grenade.

Just classic.

This is a follow-up on my previous Cynthia Rodriguez post.

The stripper A-Rod was seen going into a Toronto club with was Joslyn Noel Morse.  The two supposedly met at the Scores Las Vegas, where Morse worked last year.  Turns out A-Rod is a huge fan of Scores Las Vegas, making regular in-season and off-season trips to the club.

Way to go A-Rod!!  You have a $252 million dollar contract and a hot wife, yet you are going to give up half of all your assets to bang a girl who has been stripping since she got out of high school and probably has several communicable diseases.  Smart move buddy!

Single men everywhere: Thanks to A-Rod’s penchant for hot blonde’s and strip clubs, Cynthia Rodriguez may become a free agent soon!!!!

Not that any regular human stands a chance with her.

Looks like Mark Cuban will own a pro football team soon.  He will be their first team owner in the United Football League (UFL).  I guess he’ll have something else to post about on his blog now.

It appears that officials have located the body of Patriots player Marquise Hill.  He and a female companion were jet skiing on Lake Pontchartrain when an accident occurred.  She was rescued and taken to a hospital in Tulane.  Marquise’s body was found toady about a quarter mile from the accident location.

It a sad day for the Patriots, LSU fans, and the Hill family.  Keep them in your prayers.

Patriots defensive end is missing after a jet ski accident in Lake Pontchartrain. According to the article, he was last seen by a female companion as he tried to keep her calm. She was rescued but he remains missing.

Here’s my question: how do they find her and not him if they were together??

Something seems a little strange here.

I hope they find Marquise.