Anna Nicole Smith died today at her Florida hotel.
If I wasn’t so tired, I’d make some witty and hilarious comments about her excessive use of Trim Spa and her heavy drinking. But I’m too tired to do that, so just make up your own punch line.
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This morning I rode I was behind a white Honda Accord the whole way to work. The lady driving had a constant stream of cigarette smoke coming out of her window the entire time. She was chain smoking in her car.
I don’t understand that at all. How can people chain smoke?? Don’t you need a break in between, so that your lungs can recover and you can get that nasty taste out of your mouth for a few minutes?? Maybe I just don’t completely understand the how people can become completely addicted to something, since I’ve never really been addicted to anything. Sure I have my vices. I enjoy an occasional cigar or beer. But if haven’t had one in a while, my body doesn’t crave them to the point that I want to murder someone to get one. So I just don’t understand the addiction and the need to have something so badly.
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s been 16 hours since I played Guitar Hero and I’m starting to get the shakes.
