Brain Tilt

Awesome.  The Celebrity Appentice cast was announced today.

I can’t believe that this show has sunk so far that they are having to resort to a special “celebrity” edition for this season.

How the hell is Omarosa a celebrity?  All she did was get booted off The Apprentice.  How does that make her famous?

The 14th annual “City Crime Rankings: Crime in Metropolitan America” was released today and Detroit tops the list of most dangerous cities. It’s foolowed by St. Louis, MO; Flint, MI; Oakland, CA; Camden, N.J.; Birmingham, AL; North Charleston, S.C.; Memphis, TN; Richmond, CA; and Cleveland, OH.

Although, it should be noted, that after Alabama’s loss to the University of Louisiana-Monroe on Saturday, Birmingham briefly jumped up to number 2.

The city of Raleigh is hosting it’s Christmas Parade.  Today.  Saturday, November 17th.

WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO THANKSGIVING YET AND YOU ARE ALREADY HOSTING A CHRISTMAS PARADE?

What the hell?  When did it become acceptable to put up Christmas decorations and host a Christmas parade the week before Thanksgiving?  I hate it that everyone races to put out Christams decorations as early as possible.   Why can’t we enjoy Thanksgiving and THEN decorate fro Christmas?

Pretty soon we’ll be throwing up Christmas decorations before Labor Day.

Sorry fellas, but another hottie is off the market.

Katherine McPhee is rumored to be engaged to her boyfriend, Nick Cokas. If she had won American Idol, she’d be marrying someone you’ve actually heard of and not some creepy 42 year old dude.

When a dotor almost has his license suspended becasue of DUI’s, it can be quite embarassing and cause you to be known for something you’d rather not be known for. Dr. Jan Adams is that doctor.

Now he’ll have somehting else to be known for. He’s the doctor who killed Kanye West’s mother, Donda.

It has finally happened.  Sanjaya has been voted off American Idol.

This proves that Ameirca is not as stupid as a once thought.

God forbid you actually have to spend time with your kids. (On another note, I can’t believe that this mom CHEATED AT A BOARD GAME WITH HER CHILD in order to get it over with quicker. What kind of lesson is that?!?!?!?!)

Shit like this is why America’s future is slowly being flushed down the toilet. Parents are so wrapped up in their own crap that they can’t find the time to spend with their kids. The kids end up being raised by their Xbox and by Johnny Knoxville (one of the jackasses behind Jackass).

Spend some damn time with your children.

I can’t believe this dude/chick is still on American Idol.  (Honestly, I can’t believe that I am watching American Idol.)

And it’s thanks to websites like this one.

Vote For the Worst needs to be stopped.  I can’t take any more Sanjaya.  Evey time I see him/her, the battle in my head rages: Is that a girl or a guy??

Honestly, I do feel bad for this she-male, since he/she is basically famous for being made fun of on TV and across the Internet.  Then again, based on his/her reactions on the show, he/she may be oblivious to it all.

Either way, Sanjaya must go.

Just got home from seeing Spamalot.  It’s the Broadway musical adaptation of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  It was fantastic.  Good blend of music, the original plot line and some new elements.

If you can quote the movie word for word (like I can) then you should definitely go see Spamalot.

I spent last night at a bar watching Appetite for Destruction. They are a Guns N’ Roses tribute band that looks and sounds exactly like GNR.

Actually, they sound like GNR if you saw them in their prime (’87-’92) on a night when Axl didn’t leave the stage after 2 songs. They were unreal. It blew my mind how much the lead singer looked and sounded like Axl Rose.

If they are in your town, go see them. It’s worth the price of admission.

In fact, the more I think about it, I believe that Appetite for Destruction puts GNR in the top slot when talking about my favorite bands.  They were always a top 3, but I think this gives them the edge.  Now I can listen to my GNR stuff on my iPod AND I can see a GNR show from ‘87 to ‘92 (when they are in their prime), thanks to Appetite.  I think that firmly entrenches GNR in my favorite band slot.