Brain Tilt

Earl Paulk is the pastor of Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church and for 34 years has hidden the fact that he slpet with his brother’s wife and fathered a child with her.  He hid the fact for 34 years, claiming his brother’s son was his nephew.

Wow.  That’s carzy.  Even more crazy is that this is not his first sex scandal.  He apparently manipulated a church employee intoan affari with him, claiming it was her only path to salvation.

It’s takes balls to tell someone that sex with you is the only path to salvation.  You better be a damn good lay if that line is going to work.

Also, you would  need to try it on someone really stupid.

Severl cheerleaders at Ripon High School in Ripon were suspended after lifting their skirts and showing their bloomers as part of a Britney Spears routine (video here).  They were urged by their parents to create a fun ending to a miserable season.

The parents should be careful what they encourage.  It starts with lifitng their skirts as cheerleaders and ends when they get kicked off a Southwest Airlines plane and pose for Playboy.

Kyla Ebbert, the young girl who was booted off a Soutwest Airlines flight for dressing provacatively, is using the incident to lauch a full fledge assault on her 15 minutes of fame. She’ll be posing for Playboy, including some with the caption “Legs in the Air”. Hugh Hefner is very classy.

Here’s what she was wearing.

I’ve seen worse on teenage girls in the mall. Not sure what Southwests fuss is about.

Tropical Storm Barry could end up being Georgia’s savior. If its still got enough strength when (if, really) it rolls through Georgia, then it could help put out the wildfires in south Georgia.

It will be like a natural disaster battle royale!!! Kind of like when Chris Farley played El Nino on SNL.

Single men everywhere: Thanks to A-Rod’s penchant for hot blonde’s and strip clubs, Cynthia Rodriguez may become a free agent soon!!!!

Not that any regular human stands a chance with her.

Cindy Sheehan has decided to retire as “the face of the American anti-war movement“.

What a shame.  The news papers will have one less crazy liberal to talk about.  What will they do?

Earlier this week, there was a freaking huge pig in Alabama.

Now there is a giant monitor lizard loose in a Florida neighborhood.

Something bizarre is happening in the South.  Well, more bizarre than normal.

She’s a Fullerton teenager who talked her way on to the Stanford campus and lived in several dormitories for 8 months.  That is impressive.

Don’t be surprised if Azia shows up legitimately in a couple of years as a law school student.

Only in Alabama would this happen. This monster pig is supposedly even larger than Hogzilla.

That is either a fantastic photoshop job or they are going to have the biggest damn pork chops you have ever seen.

This is someone who has WAY too much time on his hands and is apparently a huge Harry Potter fan.