Brain Tilt

Marbury has lef the Knicks in Phoenix today and returned home to New York. It appears that he will no longer be a member of the Knicks.

I think this makes Isaiah Thomas’ destruction of one of the most recognizeable/marketable franchises complete. He’s forced the one good and recognizeable players that they have and foced him out. Way to go Isaiah.

Good news for Knick fans, things will get better in a few years when LeBron leaves Cleveland for New York.

When a dotor almost has his license suspended becasue of DUI’s, it can be quite embarassing and cause you to be known for something you’d rather not be known for. Dr. Jan Adams is that doctor.

Now he’ll have somehting else to be known for. He’s the doctor who killed Kanye West’s mother, Donda.

Phillip Wellman has given us the greatest “manager goes crazy over a bad call and throws a tantrum” moment of all time.  My favorite part is where he pretends the rosin bag is a hand grenade.

Just classic.

Tonight the British TV sensation Most Haunted Live (on the Travel Channel) travels to Pennsylvania to visit the famous Eastern State Penitentiary, which is supposedly haunted.  They’ll be there live for 7 hours.

If it really is haunted, why the hell would you willingly spend 7 hours at night in a prison??  Those places are sacry enough during the day, when you’ve got 400 dudes who have been locked up doing nothing but lifting weights and sexually assaulting other dudes.

Sam Leccima has been arrested for committing fraud.  Turns out he never actually owned or sold houses he claimed to have owned and sold.  He also only used temporary fixes on the “Flip This House” homes (as opposed to actually fixing the houses) in order to make the homes look good on TV.

Not only this guy scam people into making investments with him, he also fooled a major network into giving hima TV show where he never actually did anything.  Don’t arrest him, give him an award for being so damn convincing!!

Tropical Storm Barry could end up being Georgia’s savior. If its still got enough strength when (if, really) it rolls through Georgia, then it could help put out the wildfires in south Georgia.

It will be like a natural disaster battle royale!!! Kind of like when Chris Farley played El Nino on SNL.

This is a follow-up on my previous Cynthia Rodriguez post.

The stripper A-Rod was seen going into a Toronto club with was Joslyn Noel Morse.  The two supposedly met at the Scores Las Vegas, where Morse worked last year.  Turns out A-Rod is a huge fan of Scores Las Vegas, making regular in-season and off-season trips to the club.

Way to go A-Rod!!  You have a $252 million dollar contract and a hot wife, yet you are going to give up half of all your assets to bang a girl who has been stripping since she got out of high school and probably has several communicable diseases.  Smart move buddy!

Jessica Cutler is a former aide to ex-Senator Mike DeWine.  She began keeping a blog about her various sexual escapades with 6 men (including a Senate colleague) and was let go from her job after it was discovered.  She then moved to NY and continued to publish her site.

She is currently being sued by her ex-boyfriend and Robert Steinbuch (former DeWine staffer), saying that they were publicly humiliated.

I’m guessing that if she had written glowing reviews of their performance, they probably wouldn’t be suing her.

Her site is http://jessicacutleronline.com/

Single men everywhere: Thanks to A-Rod’s penchant for hot blonde’s and strip clubs, Cynthia Rodriguez may become a free agent soon!!!!

Not that any regular human stands a chance with her.

Looks like Mark Cuban will own a pro football team soon.  He will be their first team owner in the United Football League (UFL).  I guess he’ll have something else to post about on his blog now.