FAQs
Rather than me trying to come up with a whole bunch of FAQ’s for the site, I decided to let my loyal readers send me questions and I’d use those as my FAQs. Enjoy.
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What is Braintilt.com?
John, Denver, CO
BrainTilt.com is a magical site devoted to mystical fantasy creatures like dragons and giraffes.
Not really. Brain Tilt is really a way for Beezer to infect the entire world with his witticisms and intelligence concerning any all all subject mater. All this really means is that Beezer needed a creative outlet for his smart-ass comments so that he would no longer flood the email inboxes of his friends.
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Why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person??
Ashley, Raleigh, NC
Because I haven’t learned how to talk about myself in the 5th person yet.
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Can I post my views?
Heather, Atlanta, GA
You are more than welcome to post comments to my various bloggings. Much like I am more than welcome to delete them or tease your mercilessly should the comments be stupid.
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Where do babies come from?
Phil, Enterprise, AL
Babies come from Cleveland, Georgia. Specifically from Babyland General. If you don’t believe me, you must have no soul.
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Ever play Thumbs Up Seven Up?
Morgan, Bangor, ME
Yes. It is a wildly exciting game. Even more exciting is Strip Thumbs Up Seven Up.
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How often will you post new content?
Mickey, Springfield, IL
I’ll post new content as often as I can. It mostly depends on when I damn well feel like posting or when something irks me enough to cause me to want to post. It also depends on how well my current season of NCAA football is going on PS2 or if I am defending the galaxy from The Flood.
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I like what your doing can I donate material?
David, Tuscon, AZ
You are more than welcome to donate material to the site. Send it to beezer@braintilt.com. If it’s really good, I’ll pass it off as my own and delete the comments you will make about how you sent it in.
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I like what your doing can I donate money?
David, Tuscon, AZ
Not yet. I haven’t set up any kind of donation system yet. But hold that thought. I’ll gladly take your money at a later date.
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I like what your doing can I donate a kidney?
David, Tuscon, AZ
Yes. But it has to be in good enough shape for me to be able to auction it on eBay.
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Is there a member section?
Jeff, Houston, TX
Yes. You can register here.
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As a member, do I get to do all kinds of cool stuff?
Dan, Sartell, MN
Yes. I’ll send you $10 a week for ever week you are a member.
Actually, that’s a lie. All that registering allows you to do is leave comments and crap like that. It also enters you into a secret government database that allows the CIA and FBI to keep track of what you do on the internet. No big deal though.
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How do I sign up?
Keith, Oxford, MS
Um, like I said, you can register here. Weren’t you paying any attention??
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How do I sign up for the army?
Keith, Oxford, MS
I’m not sure, but I bet you could find the answer here.
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What if I don’t agree with what you are saying?
Matt, Lucky Nugget, NV
You have three options:
1 – Fight me to the death
2 – Post comments saying that you don’t agree with me
3 – Email me and have your email posted in my blog and have me make fun of your poor grammar and how stupid you must be since you don’t agree with me.
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Does this make me look fat?
Arden, Bolivar, TN
Incredibly fat.
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You are the absolute hottest man alive today.
Shannon, Marietta, GA
Not really a question, but thank you.
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Do you have any idea what you’re talking about?
Abigail, Everet, WA
Not really. But then again, neither does anyone else on the web, so I should fit right in.
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I have a strange rash on one arm, but not the other. What is it?
Ralph, Aberdeen, SD
I would guess that it’s the beginning stages of the Ebola virus. You may want to get that checked out.
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If my mom drives, can your mom pick up?
Todd, Tuscaloosa, AL
Yes. But then I’ll tell my mom that I’m spending the night at your house and you tell your mom that you’re spending the night at my house. Then, we’ll go to that killer party at Billy McMichael’s house and get totally wasted.
