Tonight the British TV sensation Most Haunted Live (on the Travel Channel) travels to Pennsylvania to visit the famous Eastern State Penitentiary, which is supposedly haunted.  They’ll be there live for 7 hours.

If it really is haunted, why the hell would you willingly spend 7 hours at night in a prison??  Those places are sacry enough during the day, when you’ve got 400 dudes who have been locked up doing nothing but lifting weights and sexually assaulting other dudes.