Single men everywhere: Thanks to A-Rod’s penchant for hot blonde’s and strip clubs, Cynthia Rodriguez may become a free agent soon!!!!
Not that any regular human stands a chance with her.
Archive for May, 2007
Looks like Mark Cuban will own a pro football team soon. He will be their first team owner in the United Football League (UFL). I guess he’ll have something else to post about on his blog now.
Maybe I don’t fully understand how the World Bank works, but why does the US get to nominate the head of the World Bank?? Shouldn’t the world do that??
Anyway, Bush nominated Robert Zoellick to head up the World Bank today.
Cindy Sheehan has decided to retire as “the face of the American anti-war movement“.
What a shame. The news papers will have one less crazy liberal to talk about. What will they do?
Earlier this week, there was a freaking huge pig in Alabama.
Now there is a giant monitor lizard loose in a Florida neighborhood.
Something bizarre is happening in the South. Well, more bizarre than normal.
It appears that officials have located the body of Patriots player Marquise Hill. He and a female companion were jet skiing on Lake Pontchartrain when an accident occurred. She was rescued and taken to a hospital in Tulane. Marquise’s body was found toady about a quarter mile from the accident location.
It a sad day for the Patriots, LSU fans, and the Hill family. Keep them in your prayers.
Patriots defensive end is missing after a jet ski accident in Lake Pontchartrain. According to the article, he was last seen by a female companion as he tried to keep her calm. She was rescued but he remains missing.
Here’s my question: how do they find her and not him if they were together??
Something seems a little strange here.
I hope they find Marquise.
Dario Franchitti wins Indy 500
Dario Franchitti won a rain shortened Indy 500 today. He’s also married to Ashley Judd. Life won’t get too much better for Dario. I think Rod Stewart put it best when he sang “Some guys have all the luck…Some guys get all the breaks.”
Lucky bastard.
Others aren’t as lucky. Like Danica Patrick, who has still yet to win an IRL event.
She’s a Fullerton teenager who talked her way on to the Stanford campus and lived in several dormitories for 8 months. That is impressive.
Don’t be surprised if Azia shows up legitimately in a couple of years as a law school student.
First of all, great name. Fatemeh Angela Harkness. It doesn’t even sound real .
So Fatemeh is going to prison for conspiring to embezzle more than a million dollars from a bank in order to start a NASCAR racing team. Sounds pretty cool, huh?? Even better, Harkness is an ex-stripper.
You have to give her some respect for being an entrepreneurial spirit and wanting to start her own business. Even if it did land her in jail.
I wonder if strippers are treated differently in prison??
