We had our “end of year” (thank you political correctness) party at work today. It was pot luck. We have 26 people in our department. So that’s 26 casseroles that were brought in, each of which could feed 4 people.

Needless to say, I ate until I could eat no more. Then I rested for a moment and ate some more. And now I am getting ready to lay down in my bed and weep away some of the 14,673 calories I ingested, as I am completely miserable. I feel as though at any moment, my stomach could rupture. That’s how full I am.

God, I love America!!