The Ring Two (2005)

Naomi Watts, David Dorfman

Hey. Guess what movie sucked?

No, not The Forgotten.

Well, yes The Forgotten. But guess what else sucked?? That’s right, The Ring Two.

I can only assume that this movie was made because the directors and writers needed the cash to pay for the happy ending on their Japanese massages.

I really can’t stand it when victims are stupid and don’t learn from the past. This isn’t something specific to this movie but to most horror movies. But I’ll use this one as my example. If you had seen a ghost girl climb out of your TV and kill people, would you even have a TV in your house?? I sure as hell wouldn’t! And if you are that little kid and the TV randomly comes on in the middle of the night, given what has happened to you and your mother in the past, would you go anywhere near it?? I didn’t think so!! I hate it when victims make themselves easy targets. If you make the killer have to work a bit to try and kill you, then maybe it would make the movie better and more believable.

Bottom line: avoid The Ring Two like the plague.