Super Troopers (2001)

Erik Stolhanske, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter

This movie was terrible for two reasons:

1) This is one of those movies that you have to watch with that buddy of yours who makes any movie (no matter how boring it is) funny as hell. We all have this buddy. We don’t know why movies are funnier with them than without. But I didn’t watch this movie with the Dubber, so it was not near as funny as it could have been.

2) Ever since this movie came out, I’ve had people tell me how funny it was. But for whatever reason, I never got around to watching it. So when I finally got around to it (5 years after its release), my friends had hyped it up so much that there was no way it would ever be able to live up to that hype.

In retrospect, I would have rather stabbed myself in the eyes with a red hot spork than watch this movie.